How to get one

To order something that's already made ...

Many of the items on this website are now equipt with handy "add to cart" buttons, which will place the object of your desire in your shopping cart and let you buy via Paypal. Check back soon as selections are updated all the time.

To get me to make you something specially ...

Simply email me explaining what you want. Specify a specific album, artist, genre, color scheme, era, mood, whatever. I'll talk it over with you and do my best to make you happy.

Don't forget, I can make you a bag out of any image – Michael Jackson posters, old Hello Kitty calendars, pictures of Rover or your kids ... anything. Blank books are best made out of cardboard for toughness. Lamps are best made out of things that are printed only on one side, cause the light makes the opposite side shine through. Lamps also have to be around 11.5" wide, to fit the frame that I use.

As you will see when you peruse the site, handbags can be made with an elegant beaded handle (like Even Elvis Gets the Blues) or with a sporty vinyl handle (like all the others). There is also a messenger bag style available now, which is a full album cover size bag with a long adjustable strap (pictures of this are forthcoming).

Bags can be made to whatever dimensions you like from tiny evening bag (9” x 4” x 3, like Gentlemen prefer Handbags) to full size album cover size (12” x 12” x 4” like My Purse is True).

Stores that carry my stuff

Check out this list of stores that sell my products.